Je déteste la St-Valentin

Even the most disciplined romantics crack under February’s fluorescent glare. A Manhattan florist with a five-date rule discovers her new restaurateur neighbor isn’t a fling. Her perfectly calibrated life starts wilting like unwatered roses.

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Nia Vardalos directed Je déteste la St-Valentin in 2009. See Nia Vardalos's full filmography, where to start with Nia Vardalos, or where to go after you've seen everything by Nia Vardalos.

Je déteste la St-Valentin was released in 2009 (EN original-language production), with a runtime of 98 minutes.