Cooties

A quiet Friday morning. A thermos of cold coffee left on the teacher’s desk. Kindergarten crayons rolling like marbles underfoot, laughter curdling into shrieks. A parasite wants teachers to play dead.

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Cary Murnion directed Cooties in 2014. See Cary Murnion's full filmography, where to start with Cary Murnion, or where to go after you've seen everything by Cary Murnion.

Cooties was released in 2014 (EN original-language production), with a runtime of 88 minutes.